Dennis "LRBGKPUSSACB" Caligula

[Lord Caligula]

Name: Dennis "Lord Emperor Baron God-king President of the United States, South America, and the Congo Basin, Caligula" Henderson, Legally "Caligula Caligula Caligula"
Age: 18

Personality: In a word, Dennis, or as he prefers to be called, His Majesty, The Lord God Emperor Caligula, is eccentric. He believes himself to be the incarnation of the 'rightful ruler of the known universe', the Roman Emperor Caligula, to the point of legally changing his last name from 'Henderson' to Caligula. In person 'Caligula' is akin to what a person might view a person with Mercury poisoning to act like, often going about business with a mixture of his god-like, berserker, barbarous, and insidiously crafty attitude. Whilst he is undeniably stupid, he often shows unparalleled cleverness. The problem is, his insanity and relative stupidity stop him from being as fully impressive as he ought to be.

History: Born in Northern Oregon to two parents of slight Italian ancestry (they were predominantly Russian), Dennis was often believe to be really rather special from day one. At first, it was a good kind of special, like doing creative finger-paintings or being really good at counting, but ever since one fateful encounter with a Ursula in his wide open backyard, his kind of special has changed to the 'Dear god you are mentally handicapped and belong in an asylum you batty little bastard'. For you see, after sustaining a head wound from an angry bear-like-monster, falling into a burning fireplace, into the path of a stampeding rabidash, and finally chocking on a thermometer to the point that he was cleaning glass out of his neck for a month, Dennis took an unhealthy intrest in his heritage.

This interest soon turned to obession, when he read a satrical novel on the crazed emperor Caligula, and 'identified with him', and eventually making a convoluted family tree directly tying him as the son of Caligula, despite how horridly inaccurate this may or may not be. He now refers to 'Old Caligula' as his spiritual liege, and when he doesn't, will refer to him as 'I' or 'Me'. His obsession became apparent at around seven where, during a camping trip, he took the fire axe and lantern and set fire to all tents within a five mile radius before calmly returning to the RV with a few twigs for firewood, and a recently taken fur pelt from an Ursang on his back. Mind you, this wasn't due to his actions, oh no, it was due to him then tying his parents to the gas radiator and standing upon the RV with the bear-skull upon his face, laughing madly at their new allegiance to him and how they were all subjects to the glorious Holy Roman Empire.

After finally untying his parents, they promptly speed off, leaving Dennis among the flames to 'walk home'. Via a ten year trek, he finally returned home, with a new name, a cleaned pelt, authentic roman legion gear stolen from a museum, body scars, and easy access to almost any addictive substance in the world, as he managed to completely rework the Oregon drug racket to his will /somehow/. Upon returning home to a baffled family, they then told him that he might need to go to school. Laughing in their face, he threw several forged degrees for '5th Grade' and 'Preschoolkindergardenschool'. To their confusion, he had been accepted into Yale /somehow/ during the timeskip, only to brush it off, claiming that the best way to power was to ubsurp the Senate. And so, he planned to fufil his ambitions to take over the senate, by gaining a figurehead senator to become 'Grand Archon of the Senate' in his stead. And he decided that said senator had to be a Rabidash, and so enlisted himself to Pokemon Academy for his first actual education since 4th Grade.

Classes:
-Battle Tactics
-Exploration Class
-Pokemon Cooking
-Pokemon Technology
-Music Appreciation
-Pokemon History

Dorm: Red
Pokemon: Karrablast

[Professor Oak]

I wuv him QQ He reminds me of my own characters on sites where I actually play psychopaths!

Anyway, approved. Please don't poison all our students.

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